Monday, 9 February 2009

The worst agony aunt in the world?

Found this in our University paper...would this solve your problem?

Dear Aunt Busty...(Not sure what the name is all about?!)

I'm in my first year of uni and having a great time but I'm worried about my boyfriend back home. He has always been a flirty guy and I've noticed there is a girl on Facebook that he always sends kisses to at the end of his messages. I think he's cheating! Please Help!
Suzie - First Year

The reply...(Get ready for this)

Thanks for your letter. Cheating? Not yet - you've only just left. Give him a few weeks until he knows its clear then he'll be cheating, right now its just intent Trust me - unless you're next door to a guy and within easy reach, he'll be getting his milk from another cow. My advice? Get with a guy at Uni - easier for everyone, and you'll make some guy at uni happy. Hopefully more than once!

Can you believe this stuff?

2 comments:

Morgan. said...

Haha, that's quality!

Vlorun said...

i think thats excellent advice lol