Sunday, 8 February 2009

Manifesto Brief

The final project of 1st year...to create a manifesto around a randomly selected occupation...

I picked "shopworker" and this is what I did...




MY 10 POINT MANIFESTO

10 - THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ME PUT MY WAGES BACK INTO THIS PLACE

09 - THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ME WASTE TIME PACKING BAGS

08 - THOU SHALL PROVIDE A STAFF ROOM FOR MY BREAK

07 - THOU SHALT NOT BRING SCREAMING KIDS INTO MY SHOP

06 - THOU SHALT NOT DESTROY MY SOCIAL LIFE

05 - THOU SHALL GIVE ME TIME TO EAT A DECENT MEAL

04 - THOU SHALT NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO TAKE EXTRA CIGARETTE BREAKS

03 - THOU SHALT NOT BRING RUDENESS INTO MY SHOP

02 - THOU SHALL INCREASE MY WAGE AND OFFER ME BONUSES

01 - THOU SHALL NOT GIVE LESS THAN 100%



Fast forward 6 months and look what happens...




funny eh?!

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