The worst agony aunt in the world?

Found this in our University paper...would this solve your problem?

Dear Aunt Busty...(Not sure what the name is all about?!)

I'm in my first year of uni and having a great time but I'm worried about my boyfriend back home. He has always been a flirty guy and I've noticed there is a girl on Facebook that he always sends kisses to at the end of his messages. I think he's cheating! Please Help!
Suzie - First Year

The reply...(Get ready for this)

Thanks for your letter. Cheating? Not yet - you've only just left. Give him a few weeks until he knows its clear then he'll be cheating, right now its just intent Trust me - unless you're next door to a guy and within easy reach, he'll be getting his milk from another cow. My advice? Get with a guy at Uni - easier for everyone, and you'll make some guy at uni happy. Hopefully more than once!

Can you believe this stuff?

Manifesto Brief

The final project of 1st year...to create a manifesto around a randomly selected occupation...

I picked "shopworker" and this is what I did...




MY 10 POINT MANIFESTO

10 - THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ME PUT MY WAGES BACK INTO THIS PLACE

09 - THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ME WASTE TIME PACKING BAGS

08 - THOU SHALL PROVIDE A STAFF ROOM FOR MY BREAK

07 - THOU SHALT NOT BRING SCREAMING KIDS INTO MY SHOP

06 - THOU SHALT NOT DESTROY MY SOCIAL LIFE

05 - THOU SHALL GIVE ME TIME TO EAT A DECENT MEAL

04 - THOU SHALT NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO TAKE EXTRA CIGARETTE BREAKS

03 - THOU SHALT NOT BRING RUDENESS INTO MY SHOP

02 - THOU SHALL INCREASE MY WAGE AND OFFER ME BONUSES

01 - THOU SHALL NOT GIVE LESS THAN 100%



Fast forward 6 months and look what happens...




funny eh?!